Beast Of The Deep.

Here it is dahlewhale.com readers...

If you want your son or nephew or just a random acquaintance to look totally awesome in a t-shirt without being one of those kids, look no further than the J.Crew Boys Killer Whale Tee.

via J.Crew

Instead of a lame "Sister Is For Sale" tee...

via zazzle

...your little dude can just simply be cool without trying for $19.99 - a small price compared to what the boy would be in for wearing a 'sister for sale' tee to school...

...Because...'Beast of the Deep' is not a lame phrase. IT IS A FACT.